With all of the bad news in the world, we are so happy to hear about National Knock-Knock Jokes day. So, have a laugh on us (if you love cornball jokes):
1.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
2.
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
3.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
4.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
5.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
6.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
7.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
8.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
9.
Will you remember me in 2 minutes?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, you didn’t remember me!
10.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.